tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-120615212011-04-21T11:47:43.180-07:00JJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12851810004324740097noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12061521.post-1113465382178338982005-04-14T00:51:00.000-07:002005-04-14T01:00:25.920-07:00I've been playing online over at <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/">B3TA.com</a> - an image creation / publication website. Posts there usually consist of someone altering an image or creating an entirely new image in Adobe Photoshop or any of the other image applications. Here are a couple of my recent additions.<br /><center><br /><b>Tony Hawk???</b><br><br /><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/joelong/eagleboy2.jpg"><br><br><br /><b>09.11.01 08:43:24 WTC</b><br><br /><img src="http://webpages.charter.net/joelong/wwasher.jpg"><br /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12061521-111346538217833898?l=satiricalnews.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12851810004324740097noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12061521.post-1113196413901281962005-04-10T22:13:00.000-07:002005-04-14T01:33:39.310-07:00<center><br /><a href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/10/extension_quiz.php"><img src="http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2004/10/file_extensions/exe.jpg" width="300" height="90" border="0" alt="You are .exe When given proper orders, you execute them flawlessly. You're familiar to most, and useful to all."><br>Which File Extension are You?</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #00dd00; background-color:#004400; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#00dd00; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#00ff00><B>Jogolobot</B></FONT><BR><BR> is a Giant Lizard that drinks Human Blood, and is Extremely Hydrophobic.<BR><BR><FONT COLOR=#00ff00 SIZE=-2>Strength: 9 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 2</FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#007700><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="Jogolobot" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Giant Battle Monster</B> can<BR>defeat Jogolobot, enter your name and choose an attack:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="Jogolobot"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"> fights Jogolobot using <SELECT NAME=a STYLE="font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"><OPTION VALUE="S"> Strength<OPTION VALUE="A"> Agility<OPTION VALUE="I"> Intelligence</SELECT><BR><INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM><br /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12061521-111319641390128196?l=satiricalnews.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12851810004324740097noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12061521.post-1113119514877401942005-04-10T00:48:00.000-07:002005-04-10T00:51:54.880-07:00by: JJ Jogolo<br /><br />The world was shocked when Johnny Depp took the Screen Actors Guild award of Best Actor for his role of Captain Jack Sparrow in the film Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. The world was awed when Charlize Theron took the Screen Actors Guild award of Best Actress for her role of Aileen Wuornos in the film Monster. <br /><br />And then the world stopped and scratched it's head in confusion when superstar actor Hugh Grant made the announcement: "And the winner for 'Best Direction of a Short Film' goes to Paris Hilton for her directorial debut movie, Rick And Me Doing The Nasty (the infamous sex tape)."<br /><br />Melissa Gilbert, President of SAG, complimented Ms. Hilton's award saying, "Hey, this was her first ever attempt at directing and she did one hell of a job. The camera angles were wonderful and gave you a clear view of the action on the screen. Her lighting direction was flawless and her physical ability on the screen was overwhelming. It isn't easy to act in and direct a movie, Paris earned this award."<br /><br />While Paris Hilton, Johnny Depp and Charlize Theron are not expected to take top Oscars in the upcoming Academy Awards, each was thrilled with their SAG awards and offered only praise to their peers in the Screen Actors Guild. Paris Hilton told us, "I can't believe this has happened. I used to think those SAG folks were a bunch of stuffed shirts with conflicting morals. But now, I just want to thank them for recognizing my talent as a director, an actress and a video ho skank."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12061521-111311951487740194?l=satiricalnews.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12851810004324740097noreply@blogger.com0